someone give me the rubber ducky song as an audio file

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via officialfrenchtoast)

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twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

image

(via kingsleyyy)

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2 hours ago

beltaguise:

amaluelmwood:

annethecatdetective:

moonblossom:

beben-eleben:

Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

I require all of these.

My design aesthetic is tentacles. Tentacles everywhere.

thezombiemessia lookit

Ikea, get on this. I. Require build-it-yourself octopus themed everything.

(via static-child)

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2 hours ago

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via diarama)

If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
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2 hours ago

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

(via ayuna)

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11 hours ago
fat women:*gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women:*praised by literally everyone*
skinny women:*doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki:fuck skinny bitches
skinny women:what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
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