someone give me the rubber ducky song as an audio file

After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

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duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

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15 hours ago

fvck-fendi:

baby.. you’re the illest

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